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About photomessages

I am a professional assistance dog trainer with a passion for photography. The combination go well together. I'm not much of a foodie, but I love the creative process that goes hand in hand with taking pictures of it. My blogs are a place to hopefully provide a chuckle or an 'awww'. I hope you enjoy them!

Potluck Favorite

Cheese Potatoes

Whenever I had to attend a potluck, people would request my mom’s cheese potatoes.  Luckily I have no pride issues when it comes to cooking.  So, even as an adult, I would ask my mom to make them for me.  Now, however, I live too far away from her so I had to learn to make them myself.  Fortunately they are really simple to make.  And I can promise you they will be a hit at any potluck.  Even cheese snobs love them.  Kind of makes me smile inside when they do because they don’t have to know they are made with Velveeta.

So, here’s what you’ll need to have:

A log of Velveeta (2 cups or half a regular log), 2 lb bag of frozen hash brown potatoes, 1/2 cup of butter (or margarine), 1 can cream of mushroom (makes it vegetarian), 2 cups of sour cream, 2 tablespoons minced onion, 1 teaspoon of salt, a large mixing bow and a 9 x 13 baking pan.  Oh…and an oven.

Cut the Velveeta into cubes…

Mix all the ingredients together in a large bowl…

Put the mixture in the baking pan…

Bake without a lid at 350 degrees for 1 hour, but stir it up after half an hour.  This will make sure you get the butter and cheese all mixed up real well before it’s finished.

I hope you and your friends enjoy it.  I’d love to hear back from those of you who gave it a go!  I’ll be shocked if anyone said they didn’t love it.

 

 

 

 

Lunch

Better than at Costco.  Pop a quarter pound, kosher hotdog in the microwave for about 45 seconds. Place it with care on a soft fresh potato bun.  Then swirl just enough yellow mustard to give it some tang.  Add a few Wavy Ranch chips and a glass of milk and you are set.  A belly satisfying lunch that will make you and your taste buds very happy.

Z Pizza

Like so many hard-working humans, lunch is normally a fast food affair.  Usually it’s a burger from The Habit.  My second choice is a little sidewalk cafe type place called “Z Pizza”.  (It’s a food chain) As far as pizza goes, it’s healthier and has fewer calories.  Apparently this has been proven in the press.  I’d be untruthful if I said that was why I eat there.  The fact is that my friend, a healthy eater and a vegetarian, loves the pizza there.  And I must say it truly is enjoyable.  I’m even learning to love the thin crust.  The people are friendly, the service is quick, and the price is great.  Two large slices and a soda for approximately $7.00.  What more could you possibly want?

Z Pizza on Lindero Canyon!  If you are in the area (and you know what area I’m referring to), I highly recommend them.

Spices

Tai Basil and Parsley

What on earth am I supposed to do with them?   I planted them in a box in the yard as props for future photo ops.  I just feel the need to be honest and let you all know that I have no idea what they are for.  However, the Tai Basil is really colorful and I think it will make a great accent on some photo some day.

And Parlsey…come on.  Even I know Parsley is plated on almost all fancy dishes.

Bread Balogne Bread Balogne

So how did I develop my taste for the non-gourmet foods?  Who knows.  Could be from my father who was very much into bland meat and potatoes.  Still a favorite comfort food for me.  However, I think my mother may have started it all.  She and I remember the past very differently.  I clearly remember her making lunch for my brother one day.  When I asked her to make me a sandwich, too, she said “I want you to grow up to be independent.  You can make your own sandwich.” I don’t know how old I was, but I’m pretty sure I was barely able to reach the countertop.

I liked bread…I liked peanut butter…and I liked balogne.  My first sandwich was a peanut butter and balogne sandwich. On white bread, of course.  I still enjoy that sandwich.  I especially like the way it grosses people out.  Peanut butter and bananas grosses me out, so who’s to judge?

One day I couldn’t reach the peanut butter (Michelle wasn’t there to get it for me).  I was hungry, so it was just going to be bread and balogne.  I didn’t like the way the bread stuck to the roof of my mouth, so…being the clever kid that I was, I threw another slice of balogne on top.  Problem solved.  The bread no longer stuck to the roof of my mouth, nor to my teeth.

And so it was born.  The infamous “Bread Balogne Bread Balogne” sandwich.  Anyone who knows me, knows that I love that sandwich.  It has to be white bread and Oscar Meyer light beef balogne.  Seriously easy and enjoyable.  I dare you to try it!  I’d love to hear how much you enjoyed it,too,  so I can tell the judgers in my life “Hah!

burnt bacon

How is it that something as greasy as bacon can stick to the pan when you cook it?  I decided to bake my bacon tonight (breakfast for dinner).  It never ocurred to me to grease the pan first.  There is always a surplus of grease after cooking bacon.  My challenge is normally getting it done just right.

This time I thought I had it.  I watched and nurtured that darn bacon until it looked perfect.  Then, much to my dismay, when I went to remove it from the pan…it was stuck.  Really stuck!  I was able to salvage enough for my meal.  It looked so bad I couldn’t even take a picture.  The good news is that the parts I saved tasted just fine.  I know people that would have thrown it all away simply because it didn’t look perfect.  What would you have done?

Not me.  No perfectionism here.  I had an enjoyable meal of greasy bacon bits and eggs!

Happy Wednesday ya’ll…

Food Photography

Isn’t ironic that a non-foody like me would end up as a food photographer?  I love photography and I will happily photograph just about anything.  My good friends are creating a new food website and I am helping with the photos.  I’m loving the challenge.  It’s really helped get me out of my box (cliche intended) and it is getting my sedentary creative juices flowing.

So, for the sake of honesty and clarity, please know that most of the photos you will see on this website were not created by me.  You’ll probably be able to tell the difference based on the ingredients and/or the difficulty.

No...I am not getting paid to advertise for them!